i didnt publish my post ytd!ARGH!whatever.
Pick the month you were born:
January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I smoked
April-I dry humped
May-I choked on
June-I murdered
July-I did the Macarena with
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over
PICK the day(date) you were born on:
1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a Mexican
6-a gangster
7-my cell phone
8-my dog
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-my neighbour
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19-myself
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-a model
23-a noodle
24-a squirrel
25-a football player
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an ipod
29-a permanent marker
30-a llama
31-a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White-Because i'm cool like that
Black-because that's how i rollPink----because i'm NOT a homosexual
Red-because my voices told me to do so
Blue-because i'm sexy and i do what i want
Green-because i hate myself
Purple-because i'm cool
Gray-because i was drunk
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-because i hate my family
Brown-because i was high
Others-because i'm a ninja
None-because i can't control my self
now,type out the sentence you formed:
I choked on my dog beacuse someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
lol. how to choke on a dog?
Tuesday, October 17, 2006