i almost died of laughter! lol. its whose line is it anyway? used to show on tv late at night. now no more, and im like super sad. haha.

im cheographing a dance in my head. heh. i want to take hip hop lahhhhh. popping and locking. :D

1, 2 Step Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen,
This is a Jazze Phizal (Jazze Phizal) productshizzle,
Missy (Missy),
The princess is here,
(She's here) Ciara, This beat is

Automatic
Supersonic
Hypnotic, funky fresh
Work my body so melodic,
The beat flows right through my chest,
Everybody
Ma and poppy
Came to party,
Grab somebody
Work your body, work your body,
Let me see you 1, 2 step

Rock it, don't stop it,
Everybody get on the floor,
crank the party up,
We about to get it on,
(Let me see ya)
1,2 step,
(I love it when ya 1,2 step)
(Everybody)
1,2 step,
We about to get it on (this beat is)

Outrageous
So contageous
Make you crave it (Jazze made it!)
So retarded, top charted,
Ever since the day I started,
Strut my stuff and yes i flaunt it,
Goodies make the boys jump on it (Jump on it)
No i can't control myself,
Now let me do my 1, 2 step

Rock it, don't stop it,
Everybody get on the floor,
crank the party up,
We about to get it on,
(Let me see ya)1,2 step,
(I love it when ya)
1,2 step
(Everybody)
1,2 step,
We about to get it on (this beat is)

[Missy]
(Now we gonna step it like this Hooooweee!)

It don't matter to me,
We can dace slow
(Ladies and gentlemen),
Whichever way the beats drop,
Our bodies will go
(I like this ah),
So swing it over here,
Mr. DJ,
(Hey, Hey)
And we will, we wil rock you up
It don't matter to me,
We can dance slow
(Dance slow yeah)
Whichever way the beats drop,
Our bodies wil go,
So swing over
here, Mr. DJ,
(Ladies and Gentlemen),
And we will, we will rock you,
(Let's shake!)

[Missy]
I shake it like jello,
Make the boys say hello,
Cause they know im rockin' the beat
(Rocking the beat)
I know you heard about a lot of great MC's,
But the aint got nothing on me (nothing on me),
Because i'm 5 foot 2,
I wanna dance with you,
And im sophisticated fun,
I eat filet mignon,
And i'm nice and young,
Best believe im number one
(Whoa)

Rock it, don't stop it,
Everybody get on the floor,
Wake the party up,
We about to get it on,
(Let me see ya'll)
1,2 step,
(I love it when ya'll)
1,2 step
(Everybody)
1,2 step,
We about to get it on (this beat is)

Rock it, don't stop it,
Everybody get on the floor,
Wake the party up,
We about to get it on,
(Let me see ya)
1,2 step,
(I love it when ya)
1,2 step
(Everybody)
1,2 step,
We about to get it on (this beat is)

This is for the hearing impaired,
A Jazze Pha production, (oooohweee), (oooohwee)

its a fun song! groove to it lah. :D

i havent been online, trying to lead a no life loser type of life, haha.

maths, science, english, chinese, aiyah, all subjects must improve. haha. lets see how long eliada-who-views-homework-as-enemy can last as eliada-the-no-life-loser-do-homework-all-day. heh.

okay i updated. dont come looking for me anymore to update lah. :D

MAN! ms tan chye i just called me cos i apparently didnt hand in my chinese file. heh. die lah! i thought i hand in alr!!!! ugh tmr she say she want to err, i dunno how to say in english. scold/lecture lah. Zzz eliada very dumb lor! argh. tmr then see how lah...

oh well. scatterbrain. ms tan wants me to be more serious in my work. my enemy lor! eliada cant break down that mental barrier. she hates work, but she'll force herself to do if it secures her place in ms ow's lit class. :D heh. okay.

sigh. today had freakin chinese dance, which i hate. and we're performing on saturday. siannnnnnn lah. okay yeh nothing else to add, cos my life is pretty boring. hah. not really ah, but im too lazy to update. thats why no one reads my blog haha.

i hate imeem's 30 second previews. here's the video. love the cello.(is it a cello? HAHA)

see how quiet the audience is? totally capivated man. beautiful song, beautiful lyrics, beautiful music. :D great music. :DDDDDDDD

but you might find it a little creepy at first. HAHA. whee~

thinking bout this song recently. its really basically what im feeling, haha, but i dont want the blower's daughter, i want the son. :D

okay i'll just post the lyrics.

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new.

awww. the baby says shit and doesnt even know it. HAHA.

p.s: no one taught her to say that.



HAHA kung fu! with audio some more.



another kung fu baby. HAHA. :D



im gonna kick his ass!

BENJI SCHWIMMER IS IN THE VIDEO! wahaha. they're dancing a swing dance. its called jitterbug. : D niceeeeeee. whee~



its sexaye beyonce and shakira! whee~

its his birthday today. so yeah. happy birthay, you, cute person. haha. :D what! he is cute. teehee.

nothing to say, nothing. having maths tuition later. Zzz.

i thought i'd post a bit, cos i dont know if i can come online tomorrow. err yeah.

tomorrow got freak chinese tuition, freak maths tuition. sian lah. stupid pythagoras' theorem. freak you. stupid research and stupid maths journal. stupid english book review and stupid chinese compo homework. yeah, eliada pretty much treats studies as her enemy. she asks why must we do homework, why must we score well for our tests and exams and why must we do stupid tuition homework and stupid bao zhang bao dao. she doesnt know how to write her bao zhang bao dao on the three bloggers that got jailed and fined because they posted racist remarks, she doesnt know how to write why, why do they do such things and how, how to solve these racist things happening. no, she doesnt know, and she knows that her tuition teacher will kill her when she pretends not to bring her homework yet again, for fear that the punishment will be greater if she just told her teacher straight out that she didnt do it.

no she doesnt.

at least eliada gets to go to hong kong on saturday and her tuition teacher cant call or do anything to her cos she is in hong kong, and calling will waste her money and she cant possibly go to hong kong to get her homework.

wow. eliada typed such an angsty post. and she also wants to ak why everyone wants the her that is in the so called "best class" to go to JC when she doesnt really look forward to the prospect of going there to accomplish nothing, nothing because her head isnt filled with book smarts, she has something else called street smarts and it is being underused because here in singapore, only book smart people are being valued, only they can bring the country glory, yet she thinks that it is so ironic that unless you're really rich or in politics, you're a nobody, and those that had a lower education than you are actors and singers and atheletes and are more famous and richer than you.

eliada is reading 'Tis by Frank McCourt and this is one reason why she is typing like this. yes. goodbye and forget about reading anything new from the 9th to the 14th of june when she is in hong kong, then macau, to escape from her tuition teacher cos she didnt do her bao zhang bao dao.

watched shrek 3 yesterday with nicole. pastamania pizza for lunch, haha walked around j8, neoprint, movie, neoprint again, walked around, went to the library, walked around, then nicole's dad fetched me to fernvale lrt station. nicole's sister annette was so jumpy. not used to being around strangers i guess. Zzz. nicole's mum asked me about rosalind ong. haha nicole's going for trial lesson on saturday. too bad i'll be going to hk. or else i'd probably go and accompany her or something. oh yeah arthur was cute. haha nicole said so. i cant believe we like an animated character!

and then pirates of the caribbean with melanie today. burger king for lunch.
smuggled in our unfinished cokes. haha. walked around a bit after cos the movie was loooong, and we had no more time left Zzz. the starting of the movie was a little draggy, at least to me. all the good stuff as at the back. yup. chow yun fat's part aint that big. he (warning: spoilers ahead!) dies in the end anyway. Zzz. orlando bloom was hot tho'. haha he had his heart cut out and he's bound to the ship called the dutchman or smth. absolute hotness. along with johnny depp, of course. whee~ who can resist them together? hahaha. was reading 'tis by frank mccourt on the way home. whee~

okay nothin' else to say. hong kong and macau soon! whee~

death note parody



LOL. hahahahahahahahhah!

going out with melanie tmr! :D yay.

OH WOW. this is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

here i am, bored again. lol.



well, its raining now. suits the weather, no?



whee~
she's bittersweet, she knocks you off your feet;

i dont have much to say. im really bored. well at least im going out tmr and on wednesday. yay! wahaha can you tell im really, really bored? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i want to do a full post on amazing race yesterday, but i cant remember the stations. oh i think i can.

haha met cheng limmy corrine at yiwei's house the bus stop there. then took 24 to church. erm, briefing and yada yada. elaine was our cameraman! haha then we received our clues then rushed out of church to the mrt station but yiwei's card got confiscated and we wasted losta time on the mrt guy asking for her particulars and such. tried to catch up at first but afterwards we kinda gave up. HAHA. we wanted to go and buy ice cream and saunter back to church to show everyone. haha. and they'd be tired but we'd still be so hyper. lol.

went to national library first. then SMU accountancy building to flip through a 200 page report to find a paragraph on the amazing race. marcus was nice cos he knew of our "plight" and he gave us a much smaller range than before.

anyway the paragraph was on page 94. I CAN REMEMBER OKAY! lol. then rushed to UOB plaza. had to team up with someone from another group to find out the various sculptures sculptors and when it was made and stuff. i went. with joshua(ugh). after that rushed to queenstown ikea to find auntie soke fung to get the next clue. we were supposed to go to the suspension bridge next. but we took a bus instead of the mrt that would have got us there much faster. anyway we alighted at bugis and took mrt there. by then we "gave up" already. haha.

we took the "brawn" challenge to run across the bridge in 20 seconds for each person. they said it was 100m but to me it was much shorter. heh. of course we passed the challenge lah! lol even with li wei around. then to marina city park.

cherlyn's group was slacking! they went to macs and bought the shrek hairbands. they bought meatballs at ikea. they stopped halfway to talk to a close friend. very LOL i tell you. our alias at the end lor haha. slacked there then it was gonna rain so the station masters just let us advance to kembangan station but when we reached we went to cheers instead and then when we came out they were alr packing up. HAHAHA so we just went back to church. yiwei and corrine bought maggi mee and were eating haha. found out that my brother's grp really gave up and went shopping till they were supposed to come back. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA.

then we had sharing by samuel. it was good. i really felt compelled to change my life right there and right then for God. cried quite a bit. sam asked us to raise our hands if we wanted him to pary for us. so i did. then sam prayed for all of us then then those that had raised our hands went to the back while the rest did the survey. li wei and yiwei was asking me if i was alright. haha yeah. its a good thing. (: then we ATE! haha meet eliada the chicken eating queen. she would have won the chicken eating competition if she ever decided to join. LOL. li wei gobbled the ice cream cake lah! lol.

corrine went home early cos her dad didnt allow her to stay for dinner. yeah basically it. went home with cheng lulu and li wei the flat-chested bimbo. hee. okay thats it. i think thats all. heh. i hope i havent missed anything out. oh yes i have. OUR MUSCLES ARE ACHING TODAY. ouch.

You Are Best Described By...

Fluo Flowers By Olivier Kosovsky

pretty picture! :D

The Part of You That No One Sees

You are lively, dramatic, and flamboyant. You have an outrageous personality... And you secretly resent anyone who makes you tone it down. Underneath it all, you are driven by your need for attention and acceptance. You need to feel special at all times. You are secretly jealous and occasionally insecure.

wow.

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top. You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

wahahahaha. i know how to deal with teens luh! small kids are a bit challenging. haha. i'd love to work with teens in the future, if im not dancing or in the arts. (:

What Guys Think of Your Long Straight Hair...

Sexy, desirable, and hard to please. A girl who's so stunning that you've got them lined up around the block!

wahaha. lol? hmm, i am actually hard to please. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA please dont think dirty!

What People Think of Your Mouth

People see you as both flirtatious and intimidating. Your friends are secretly put off by your seductive powers. And strangers either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both. No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. Or rake.

woah. vamp? HAHAHAHAHAHA. ew. please no.

Your Boobies' Names Are...

The Blind Melons

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA i love this! the blind melons. WAHAHAHAH

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Breastasaurus

i typed in my full name and this is what came out. laughing like dunno what now. HAHHAHAHA. i am loving this!

nice songggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg, sad songggggggggggggggggggggg.

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Forlorn Magician. Where You Lived: Spain. How You Died: Consumption.

LOL! cool shit.

You Communicate With Your Eyes

When you say, "I'll believe it when I see it" - you really mean it. For you, what you see is a lot more important than what you hear. You don't take someone's words at face value. You judge people by their facial expressions, body language, and appearance. You tend to be quiet, but when you talk, you tend to make eye contact and describe things in colorful detail.

umm, i dont think i tend to be quiet. haha.

You Are Somewhat Mature

You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart. While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.

heh. growing up can wait. i'm only 14, arent i?

anyway had dance today. im taking over a senior's position cos her da doesnt allow her to perform. lets just say i was uttering vulgarities to myself the whole way. really, really, frustrating. damn. i hate chinese dance. UGH.

sigh. i hope to get out of this rut. i need to get my homework done too. wtf.